Thanks to Monster Hunter Wilds modders, you can now fight a freaky half Nata, half Arkveld abomination alongside a Palico in lingerie

Warning: Spoilers for Monster Hunter Wilds lie ahead.

Good news. If you like Monster Hunter Wilds and are actively seeking one of weirdest experiences you might ever have in a game, modders have got your back. You can now fight a half-child, half-monster version of Arkveld, while being cheered on by a Palico in lacey underwear.

Yep, you’re welcome. Make sure to pack your hunting horn that’s actually Jack Black’s toy saxophone and possibly take on the firm of a nude buff male too, just to really ensure that this is a battle you’ll never forget.

Before you go though – here’s what you’re getting yourself into. Inspired by that one moment when Nata looks at Arkveld and basically says “he just like me fr”, which is one of the reasons lots of MH fans aren’t big fans of the little guy, modder Boizoi has created ‘Natarkveld’.

It’s “a horrific amalgamation of both Nata and Arkveld”, boasting the former’s head, the latter’s body, and also the former’s hands too – I assume for maximum weirdness. Proper nightmare fuel, and a way to turn a kid you think’s a bit whiny into some boots. In both cases, worth mentioning to your therapist.

Another thing that’s probably worth mentioning to them if you choose to use it is one of the other freshly-released MH Wilds mods out there – Degeneroid’s ‘Palico Lingerie’. It does exactly what you’d think, outfitting your feline buddy in some posh stockings held up by a garter belt and a thong. Why? This is Nexus Mods – you’re better off sometimes not thinking about or asking questions like that, lest you get an answer you might lose sleep over.

“Compatible with long-haired palicoes, but I can’t promise that it’ll look any good in use,” the modder writes. Thanks man, that was definitely our chief concern when we saw this. If nothing else, it’s something a bit different to the metric tonne of incredibly suspect Gemma and Alma mods that as someone who regularly has to check Wilds’ mod page for work, I can confirm exist (and nothing more).

If you’re planning to jump into Monster Hunter Wilds and take on Natarkveld, you can check out the array of helpful guides and tips we’ve got. No, I’m not sure if they include guidance on helping a cat thing patch claw-holes in its knickers after a tough monster battle.